My name is A. I am married to an amazing man, Mr. T. Not the gold chain wearing, fool pitying Mr. T. That would be weird. My Mr. T is an extremely handsome, kind and generous manly man. Together, Mr. T and I have a beautiful baby girl. I should disclose that our "baby girl" is actually a 3 year old, 65 pound English Bulldog named Honey Ham. We treat her as our child which works out well because we do not want children. Just more bulldogs. Lots of bulldogs!