A Ham EXCLUSIVE! Honey Answers 21 Questions!

1. Your age? 1 year and 4 months abouts
2. Your age when you came to live with your people? 5 weeks
3. What color is the collar you are wearing right now? Pink and green argyle - I am a preppy bulldog.
4. Who is your favorite person (other than the people you live with)? I can't answer that, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
5. How much do you weight? 64 pounds of pure muscle and neck fat!
6. Most expensive thing you've ever chewed up? Hmmm, the power cord for Mommy's Mac, just a bite of a BlackBerry Bold, all the TV remotes. I have a thing for electronics.
7. Do you like other dogs? Oh yes, I am the mayor of the dog park.
8. Squeaky toys or tennis balls? Squeaky tennis balls. Or TV remotes.
9. Do you like to be brushed? NO!
10. Peanut butter or cheese? Cheese of course. Preferably a good brie.
11. Do your people cut your toenails? No, my nails are naturally short from the long walks my mommy takes me on.
12. Any formal education? I am a puppy obedience school drop out.
13. Couch potato or Energizer bunny? I'm about 60% Energizer and 40% couch lover.
14. Five nicknames other people call you? Nugget, Little Nugget, Honey Nugget, Little Butt, Zuel
15. What is your best trick? I give an impressive high-5.
16. Do you like kitties? I like kitties, but they don't like me.
17. Can you hunt (meaning, have you killed anything)? I caught and ate a fly once. I try to catch crickets. I also ate a bird that was already dead, does that count?
18. When and why was the last time you went to the vet? I just got back. Literally. I got stung by a bee on my lip and it looked like I was hiding a golf ball in my jowl.
19. Where do you sleep at night? Wherever I want, I'm Honey Ham The Bulldog!
20. Do you like to swim? Does a one legged duck swim in circles?! Have you seen my blog?!
21. Do you give kisses? I will only give kisses if I can head butt you or bite your nose right after.

Ham The Gardener

I don't know why she does the things she does. I will never understand her love/hate relationship with the plants in the yard. All I can try to do is get it on film so everyone can see what we have to deal with!

I guess since it was dead anyway I can't be too mad at her?

The Sleeping Turtle

Here is the Ham sleeping, and yes, she is on her back.

I really should post a video so everyone can here her snoring!

When she woke up she got stuck for a second and I had to help her roll over. Like a little turtle.